What Caron has done in 2008

Recent stories by and about Caron

One thing you probably didn't know about mAlice

Je suis folle d’elle, c’est la raison pour laquelle je suis heureuse et triste et plus choses qui je ne me suis jusqu’ici jamais senti. Vous ne pouvez pas voir qu’elle trĂ©s jolie parce qu’elle ne montre pas une photo alors elle est mon secret. Ner ner.

Why I want to meet Katie Sketch

She’s a lovely wee pixie who writes beautiful songs.

Why I want to meet Stephen Fry

So I can bundle him into the boot of the nearest car, hotwire it, and take him back to mine. I’d be really nice to him and he could tell me lots of interesting things and he’d grow to like me eventually. Like in The Collector. Except I’d take good care of him, honest guv.

Oh, and he could read Harry Potter to us. :)

A story about mAlice

”Clouds… clowns… clouds…. clowns…”

The real reason I want to meet Caron

I, er, see you want to have amazing lesbian sex…

Why I want to meet Caron

I want to meet her because she’s lovely, and not cross, as her photo suggests. nods


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